$45.00
Philly Santa Tee
$45.00
Good news: clothing is tax-exempt in Pennsylvania — no sales tax on this item.
A heavyweight reality check for everyone still missing the joke behind Philadelphia’s most overused sports story.
Color — Black & Kelly Green
Size
Size Guide1
About the Fit
- — 100% Cotton
- — 7.5 oz heavyweight fabric
- — Structured, true-to-size fit
- — Thick 1-inch crewneck collar
- — Pre-shrunk
- — Breathable
- — Durable screen printing
- — Made for everyday wear
The Story Behind This Shirt
The Santa Story
Outsiders have spent over half of a century crying about the time Philly fans pelted Santa Claus with snowballs. They use it as their proof that we’re a rough crowd, crying tears over a guy who literally doesn’t exist. But real Philadelphians have the street smarts to see right through the nonsense. We weren’t booing the magic of Christmas- we were giving a standard Philly reality check to a pathetic corporate cover-up of a miserable Eagles season. The national media loves to lecture us; completely blind to the joke. They take a piece of hilarious local folk lore and turn it into actual malice because they lack the wit to get it. Let the clueless outsiders whine about a fairy tale character. We know exactly who we are.
The Bottom Line
They missed the joke. We know exactly who we are.
Sizing Chart
| Size | Chest to Fit | Body Width Flat | Body Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| Small (S) | 34" – 36" | 18" | 28" |
| Medium (M) | 38" – 40" | 20" | 29" |
| Large (L) | 42" – 44" | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 46" – 48" | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 50" – 52" | 26" | 32" |
All measurements in inches. Body width is measured flat across the chest. Hats are one size, adjustable.
The Fit & Feel of the Shaka Wear 7.5 oz Max Heavyweight Tee
A substantial heavyweight cotton tee designed with a specific, structured streetwear silhouette.
- Snug Streetwear Collar: A thick, tight 1-inch stretch-proof crewneck that sits higher for a classic mock-neck look and won't sag or stretch out over time.
- Body Fit: A heavy-duty, tailored fit that sits close to the body and runs true to size, with a robust, secure feel rather than a naturally loose or baggy drape.
- Sleeves: A slight drop-shoulder streetwear cut with elongated, wider sleeves that fall closer to the elbows.
For a clean, structured look, stick to your true size. For a loose, boxy, or oversized look, size up 1 to 2 sizes.
